__________________________________ The Adventures of Trumperlin |
and The RamblingTOOT |
Being, a Merry little fellow in his Dumpledown suit which was all coloured yellow Buttoned down below his round rounded face from head to foot there was seldom a trace of the slightest mellow while out on the chase for the rambling TOOT He'd a Smile and a Hello tho' to keep up the pace was a very hard thing he'd Whistle and he'd Sing in the middle of the race for the rambling TOOT |
but oh no - I've forgotten again I'd not mentioned his name and the whole introduction oh I am sorry for this interruption well, his name was Trumperlin of peasant descent, and his wife Lahumlina was a beauty of fame they met first down a lane one day while pursuing a rambling TOT which is just the same as the TOOT only smaller a lesser relation in the TOOT nation now, Trumperlin had gained a fine reputation in the TOOT catch there was no-one his match and at the annual contest to test who was best at tackling toots Trumperlin used the Congleas Drew (a hidden technique known only to few) and so outdid his rivals 'twas a case of survival for to whoever won it any wish could be granted and so quite enchanted he asked for the hand of the girl Lahumlina, she gladly consented so they rented a Cottage a dwelling with land and had two fine sons (tho' daughters were planned) Well life passed contented in the distance |
and when he'd escaped |
as the Tales went on and Then "HO-HUM" they said |
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